M.I.A. [Missing in
Atheism]
So you may have
noticed that I've been off the grid for awhile.
Everything is fine, just busy with work and other time
consuming crap.
And I might be quiet again
soon -- but just for a short while.
My website hosting provider is
pulling the plug on the piece of crap site editor
that I've been using for the past 5 years, so as of
August 1 I will no longer be able to update the site
using the old application. (I think Jesus had a hand in this. He
can be such an a-hole sometimes.)
At any rate, I'm working
to get the site rebuilt as a WordPress blog as quick as
possible. (Yes, I'll still be using the same web
address.) I'm targeting early to mid-September for
completion.
Send me an email if you'd like to be notified
when the new site is up.
Daily Bible Study
Pick a
hole. Insert. Jammy jam. Read 1 Corinthians 13. Lather.
Rinse. Repeat.
Ya just gotta love them
Corinthians.
Godless Michelle from
Georgia took the time to proof-read this gal's ass.
She writes...
"Being
the bitchy grammarian that I am, I couldn't help but laugh at
the scripture tramp stamp picture. Did she pay extra for
that apostrophe in the "it's" that shouldn't be there?
Gotta love stupid people."
Godless Audio
Enjoy
another Godless Bastard podcast (a.k.a. "Godbast") for
your ongoing edification and amusement.
Right-click the link below and select
Save Target As to download the file, then crank
up the volume!
Sermon #3: Good Reasons to
Believe in God MP3 [7:36]
Bunk & Boobs
Meet Shelley
Lubben, former stripper, porn star, prostitute. Now
she's a Christian crusader and
hypocrite.
You see, Shelley (shown
left) believes that porn objectifies women as sex objects, yet
she has no problem objectifying herself as one with
her MAMMOTH FAKE BOOBS (which
she's still more than happy to show off with her less
than modest and not so godly tank tops). Sorry cupcake,
but you can't have it both ways. Lose the chest balloons
or shut your pie hole. And I'd rather you shut up.
(I'm a leg man anyway.)
On a related note, how
intellectually dishonest must one be to say that porn
objectifies women (singling out women) as sex objects
without recognizing that it objectifies men as well? And
equally. I mean, what do you think those men are doing
in those videos? Making potpourri? Um, and what
about gay porn? They're ALL men, you moron.
There's not a single vagina in sight. For the love of
sod, find a logical argument please.
Personally, I don't think
that porn "objectifies" anyone one.
Objectification is something that an offended party (such
as Shelley) infers. How about boxing? Does the
sport "objectify" big, dumb, brawling meatheads?
No. But as for porn, it either objectifies all involved
or it objectifies no one. And whether the participants
entered the industry voluntarily or whether they were tricked
or seduced or whatever (as Ms. Fakebags loves to
argue) is wholly irrelevant. While I agree
wholeheartedly that porn does seem to lure in troubled
young girls, Shelley's crusade is just an
obfuscating excuse for not accepting personal
accountability for what she chose to do in life.
Lubben is intellectually damaged goods looking to wash
her guilt [not sins] clean by saving others from her own
mistakes that she just can't get past.
If you're a member of
Facebook, add her as a friend. Trust me, her
wall postings are pure entertainment. Her zombie-like
incantations and photo comments are a spectacle to
behold. If you keep repeating the same mantra over
and over again, it eventually becomes your truth and
reality.
To illustrate the depths
of poor Shelley's delusion, on her website you'll find a
picture of her posed in front of a moving train. This
one particular shot captured an American flag on the rail car
directly behind her. Shelley's predictable comment of
the photo implies that this is not a
coincidence, and that god had a hand in this most miraculous
sign of his involvement in her life. But Shelley is too
mind-numbingly stupid to realize that a country flag is not a holy
symbol. And even
if it were, why would an American flag be a sign of
divine intervention? Would she see divinity in the flag of
Latvia? I'm sure she'll likely claim that the
connection is found in her trip to Washington DC.
Well Shelley, there's a Latvian embassy in DC too. I'm
afraid that all you're doing is seeing what you want to
see.
And in her
comment Shelley asks, "What are the
odds?"
Well, let's see.
There are at least 300 photos posted on your site, and no
photo reveals any clear and patent sign of divine
intervention. Well, Shell, I'd say that given your
very subjective and open-ended interpretation of
god's involvement in your photo shoots, I'd
say that the odds are about 1-in-300. Not
terribly impressive, statistically-speaking.
Of course I can see what I
want too. Here is Shelley with a halo
above her head. And other with devil horns. And here you can see quiet
clearly that god wants Shelley to help porn, not destroy it. And
all three sightings begin with the letter H. Just like HELL. Well slap my ass and call me
Malachi! What are the odds?
Like all else that fuels
Shelley's delusion, the poor gal manufactures in her mind what
is most comforting and that validates what she wants so
desperately to be true. It's her confirmation bias
in play. This is what we call "counting the hits and
ignoring the misses." Read about it here.
Email of the
From: [withheld]
Sent: Thursday, June
17, 2010 11:20 PM
Subject: Your website...
Heya' Mr. B!
Found your website one night
when I was just zinging about the web using search terms like:
"christian", "idiocy" and "bullshit". I like it. It's
given me hours of amusement.
I will say upfront that I
dislike christianity (Yeah, I too refuse to capitalize certain
words and have been asked, rather belligerently at times,
whether this is intentional. It sure in the hell
is.) I am more...forgiving of some of the other
religions. Not that I necessarily agree with them, but I
am more willing to adopt a live-and-let-live attitude toward
those who are willing to do me the same favor.
[c]hristianity draws my ire in particular. It is one of
those systems of belief that it's followers feel they have
every right to use as a weapon in any way that they see
fit. Further, because they are automatically "forgiven"
for their "sins", most of them feel entitled to break every
precept that they claim to hold dear even while they threaten
others with the dire consequences of doing so. That and
the total ignorance of that which they profess to live
by--most of the illiterate cretins have never even read the
bible, know nothing about what the book actually contains, and
then have the nerve to admit as much even while claiming that
it is what legitimizes their sorry ass faith ("Maybe I haven't
read the bible, but I know I am saved anyway because the bible
promises me that I am and the bible is god's word. I
know this is true because it says so in the bible!").
Whatever can be said about religion in general, this is
something that in my experience is much more true of
christianity than it is of other belief systems. Be that as it may, you have a very
entertaining website.
Now, in your piece on asshole
Patrick Tolle you happened to mention that if anyone wanted to
redesign your website pro-bono for you to drop you an
e-mail. I'm not entirely sure if you were joking, but in
any case if you would be interested in discussing that with
someone, my boyfriend Ben would be more than happy to talk to
you. He has experience in web design, and he is often
willing to take on projects like this just for the pure
enjoyment of doing so. I've shared things from your
website with him and he has enjoyed them very much.
If you feel like it, you can
reply either to me or you can contact Ben directly at
[withheld].
Either way, thanks a lot for the
entertainment.
Peace!
